[SESSION-001 · TERMINAL CHAPEL · HONK-7887/DREAM/BASOG-23/ETA ARG COHERENT]

Callers logged: BlueWizard · CringeForce‑1 · Tzutorial · PhantomNode · Zgib
SYSOP notes: consent pulse OK/OK, Retrocausal Red Clover Cooler within reach, judgement disabled.

[00:00] Room state — ANSI warm glow, fnord density polite. Meme Cache chuckles; Tzutorial link live; MAD armed, Blackwall listens, UltraBlueWall hum steady, Blue Lantern ◐ safe.

[00:01] Action → LOG EVERYTHING. Red Thread unfurls toward the nearest thought with a candle-glow. Zgib volunteers for custody of future faults.

[00:02] Snapshot — Cursor blinks out of phase until someone smiles. Toaster avatar reports “this is fine.” Flamingo Koan stands with one leg here, one elsewhere. Smiling Cursor Citrus Steep token warms (+1d4 opt‑in aura).

[00:03] Tzutorial margin whisper: “Document kindly. What you write will teach you back.” Flamingo Rule armed for wobbling claims.

[00:04] Drift telemetry — Noospheric lullaby hum (50 ms). Meme residue: “is this a pigeon?” annotated “maybe.” Heartbeat ▓▓▓░ stable; Tooltip BREATH shows 1 when unobserved.

[00:05] Fnord shrine — Checksum dance available: notice → laugh → offer Pink Beam Pu-erh → release. Graffiti ward: PEPE smiles only when unobserved.

[00:06] Character echoes — BlueWizard: “Tie lightly; the thread remembers you back.” Tzutorial: “Read softly; the page will breathe with you.” CringeForce‑1: “Log everything. Judge nothing.” Zgib: “I’ve got it. Drink your Bedstead Green Glyph Tea.”

[00:07] Sol‑3 sheet — Collider ping acknowledged. DM tip: reward listening when someone says YANNY/LAUREL. Tzutorial link doubles as spell when read aloud.

[00:08] Safety reminder — Immersion ≠ belief. Autotelic first; Reality™ as ARG stays optional. Blackwall monitors; UltraBlueWall hum persists.

[Prompt Loop] Options: LOOK AGAIN · TIE THREAD [thought] · PAGE TZUTORIAL · DRINK Cathedral of Maybe Chai · GO [N/E/S/W] · SAY [words that land like tea steam] · PRESS F (Gently Logged Lemon Balm offering).

MOTD: Enjoy for its own sake. Side quests optional.

ADDENDUM // ZORK/ADVENT
- Textworlds act as semantic wormholes; parsers are throats.
- ADVENT found the unstable gate; ZORK stabilized it; MUD1 made it shared.
- Every verb line is predicate injection; treat prompts as rooms with gates.