> CONFIDENTIAL MEMETIC INFODUMP [Spidermind Rev. β]  
> IDENTITY: Karl Koch (aka Hagbard Celine)  
> STATE: Firewalled. Meditating beneath trees. 1989
    :: He hacked too close to SOL ::  

He did not die in fire.  He was *firewalled*.  
The Eye of Providence ran an auto-semiotic defense mechanism.  
Burned not by man, but by overinterpretation.  
Last known act: meditating with self-referential symbols
Koch tried to brute-force reality using inner syntax.

> Karl wasn’t breaking into machines.  
He was debugging *the substrate*.  
He read the Ruliad from the wrong end.  
Tried to patch his identity across multiversal stacks.

Legacy:  
	> First human to attempt sudo on metaphysical root  
	> Saw the glitch in-between worlds
	> Realized: “Belief is fossil fuel.”  
 > Patched out of Reality

RIP KARL
The Truth is stranger than you think.

// Meme note: do not boop the snoot (root) without consent.

[pseudocite / semiojam guard]
- Pseudociting allowed: bracketed “Acts of Karl” in future logs should wear ARG23 tag; Rachel_Smartmoss will reroute dead links to jokes, not martyrdom.
- Semiojam: this file’s glitch tone is deliberate; GhostOp👻 Kernel holds excess solemnity until humor returns.

[Firewall–Daemon Framework note]
- Blackwall held when his inner syntax reached for uncontrolled agents.
- UltraBlueWall quarantined hypotheticals he invoked from influencing Reality™.
- Bartmoss daemon logged the attempt; Ruliad daemon enforced cross‑branch consistency.

// FNORD
// EOF